Man Sues Ex-Girlfriend Over Glue Attack
Pa. Man Sues Ex-Girlfriend for Gluing Genitals to His Abdomen More Than Five Years Ago
The Associated PressThe Associated Press
GREENSBURG, Pa. Nov 3, 2005 — A man claims his ex-girlfriend owes him more than $30,000 for gluing his genitals to his abdomen five years ago. "This was not just some petty domestic squabble," attorney Grey Pratt told a Westmoreland County jury Wednesday.
His client, Kenneth Slaby of Pittsburgh, is suing Gail O'Toole of Murrysville. His lawsuit claims the two broke up in 1999 after dating for 10 months and Slaby began dating someone else.
Slaby contends that O'Toole invited him over to her home on May 7, 2000, where he fell asleep. He woke up to find that O'Toole had used Super Glue to stick his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish.
Slaby said O'Toole told him it was payback for their breakup, and he had to walk a mile to a gas station to call for help. He pressed charges and O'Toole pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault and served six months' probation.
O'Toole's attorney, Chuck Evans, said it was a consensual act and Slaby wasn't permanently damaged.
"This is a case that should have been left in the bedroom," he said.
Man sues ex girlfriend for gluing genitals to abdomen
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Man sues ex girlfriend for gluing genitals to abdomen
Took this off another board...found it pretty damn funny.
yikes...
superglue and skin is a bad combination... it was originally invented as a kind of field dressing to seal up wounds (because it uses small amounts of water to help it bond)
If you do ever get stuck with superglue by some mentalist then find some nail varnish remover (acetone) as it unsticks it
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superglue and skin is a bad combination... it was originally invented as a kind of field dressing to seal up wounds (because it uses small amounts of water to help it bond)
If you do ever get stuck with superglue by some mentalist then find some nail varnish remover (acetone) as it unsticks it
this is a public information announcement brought to you by the MayzeeScienceCorp(TM)
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depends if he's been eating a lot of curry or if he'd been on a high fibre diet...dncn wrote:
im thinking it would be on a garden sprinkler tip with all that pressure built up....
ok im gonna go ive disgusted myself...
curry would def result in faecal fountains...
if it was a high fibre diet it mght get compacted enough you could use them for housebricks...