Create a facebook account for the synth and friend it, set it's status to "in a relationship" or whatever.

"See that synth? It's going to be worth a bit more in a few years. It's an investment."

No. You got it wrong.

Bye!

Diplomats are assholes that talk nicely.

Lots of those around here.


Now it's off topic.

Nah nah... I'm just not your average faggy mnml.nl diplomat, see.

What?

The guy wants claps that stand out. I give out my trick. How the f uck is that off freakin topic?

Whatever.

My solution for thick, splashy claps was this: In Battery, I layered several medium-sized audience applause samples with a few clappers being close to the mic. I found the samples on Freesound. Loaded them, selected all, mapped them to the same key(c1), randomized (with the lfo) the start point, har...