Chuck Norris FACTS

Deef · Post by **Deef** » Tue May 02, 2006 6:13 pm

This is one of the best:
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.

entropy · Post by **entropy** » Tue May 02, 2006 8:10 pm

Oh yeah, i got to these kind of jokes a month ago, it's hillarious!

Chuck Noris rules man!

vermi · Post by **vermi** » Wed May 03, 2006 12:49 am

hehe, we (me and my group @ school) made a "znake norris" game in a javaproject @ school

Sneaky · Post by **Sneaky** » Thu May 04, 2006 1:47 am

My favorite:
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Post by **John Clees** » Fri May 05, 2006 11:41 am

truth be told..

that is some of the illest virual online t-shirt ordering I've ever seen...

http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?sid=19781

vitual chuck t's...

* long live the red beard.

fader · Post by **fader** » Sat May 06, 2006 10:56 am

Sneaky wrote:My favorite:
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Post by **John Clees** » Thu May 18, 2006 8:06 am

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.