You have just three questions...

mayzee · Post by **mayzee** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 2:19 pm

presume ann alien race at least as intelligent as us is discovered.

If you could only ask them three questions, what would they be?

(assume there's no problems them understanding
the questions or our understanding their answers)

dncn · Post by **dncn** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 3:18 pm

1/what do you think of my tunes?

2/fancy a brew?

3/would you mind putting some pants on?, your grey balls are weirding me out.*

*(presuming its your common or garden grey big head big black eyes alien)

plaster · Post by **plaster** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:06 pm

i think i would be either stoned or something when that would happen... i would prolly be like whaaat and let the wtf/lol look.

my question would be:

a) why are they here
b) are there more civilisations
c) how can humans use more brains

Jesse Somfay · Post by **Jesse Somfay** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:50 pm

1) Would you like to do some acid?
2) You're made of hallucinogens...well then...can I eat you?
3) Can I at least have a lick?

Der geile Ami · Post by **Der geile Ami** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:09 pm

damn you jesse, stole my first question.

1. can you go freak out the pope for a bit?
2. can humans survive where you are from?
3. can i bum a ride?

plaster · Post by **plaster** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:20 pm

Jesse Somfay wrote:1) Would you like to do some acid?
2) You're made of hallucinogens...well then...can I eat you?
3) Can I at least have a lick?

:mrgreen:

mayzee · Post by **mayzee** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:47 pm

nice...

mine would be..

1) what is your DNA sequence?

2) can we interbreed?

3) can I make it with one of your hot alien babes Captain Kirk style?

Robot Criminal · Post by **Robot Criminal** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:49 pm

can u get me to the future? (at least field technology, lightspeed travel and such)
can u?
can u?
can u?

(presuming they are much more intelligent than us, which is quite obvious concidering the fact that we are not visiting them but vise versa)