jokes: whos got em?

minimal house · Post by **minimal house** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:16 pm

Whos got em?

A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!"

So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!"

Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts."

accdntly · Post by **accdntly** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 7:33 am

what does a salt truck and a vinnegar truck sound like when they crash into eachother? dooooooooooosh

harass · Post by **harass** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 10:22 am

why do dnb'ers get lost so easy? cause the jungle's massive

The Remix · Post by **The Remix** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 8:06 pm

Lady with red hair goes into an appliance store- she is approached by a salesman while brousing-- "May I help you Ms. -- the salesman says

I'd like to buy this TV,how much for it?- she says

The salesman looks at her, sighs and say- I'm sorry I can't sell you that. You're blonde.

The lady couldn't for the life of her figure out how he knew she was a blonde- she dyed her eyebrows and everything- And why she couldn't buy this TV to her was a complete mystery-

In an offended sounding voice the woman says to the salesman- I have two questions for you sir; first do I know you?

Salesman says-- No Ms. not at all.

The woman ask- Then why are you saying I'm blonde and that I can't buy this TV?

The salesman says-- Cause this, my lady, is a microwave oven!

[Now dance with this pole below- blondie!]

Post by **-ix** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 1:18 am

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."

Layborn · Post by **Layborn** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 7:53 am

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?
I didn't do it on porpoise.

alfox · Post by **alfox** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 7:39 pm

How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.

alfox · Post by **alfox** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 7:41 pm

A blonde was telling a brunette that her computer broke. So the brunette said she would check the blonde's e-mail for her. The blonde said, ''Cool! E-mail me and tell me what I got.''