How to become a world famous mnml producer

[cyborgk]

How to become a world famous mnml producer, the easy way.

First of all, you will need a few things:

1. A live rooster
2. A sharp knife
3. 23 black candles and some source of fire
4. A brand new copy of Ableton Live, in the box
5. A stylish, mnml scarf
6. A magic potion, which combines the following ingrediants:
+ Everclear
+ Cazadores tequila
+ 2 ground up e pills
+ 3 hits of liquid LSD
+ ground up fingernails from your favorite mnml producer,
+ a lock of Richie Hawtin's hair, also ground up
+ tea leaves imported from Nepal
+ ketamine, and
+ chewing tobacco.

Now, follow these directions VERY CAREFULLY!
Even the slightest mistake could cause you to accidentally become a GABBA or GARAGE producer instead of a world famous mnml producer.

1. Stand up. Take a few good, deep breaths. Relax.
2. Place the 23 candles in a circle.
3. In the center of the circle, place the rooster, knife, Ableton Live box, magic potion, and scarf.
4. Stomp your foot on the floor and cry out AEPALIZAGE.
5. Put on the mnml scarf.
6. Gulp down some of the magic potion.
7. Say XIQUAL UDINBAK.
8. Visualize your favorite mnml producer.
9. Light all 23 black candles.
10. Say XIQUAL UZARFE, D'KYENG.
11. Visualize all the money you are going to make once you become a famous mnml producer.
12. Cut your finger with the sharp knife, and let a drop of blood fall into the potion.
13. Take another swig of the magic potion.
14. Shout XIQUAL KUDEX, EACHT,
15. Visualize all the wild parties and crazy, mnml orgies you'll experience as a world famous mnml producer.
16. Kill the rooster with your bare hands.
17. Take another swig of the magic potion.
18. Say XIQUAL ASHARA, DIJOW.
19. Set the Ableton Live box on fire.
20. Take another swig of the magic potion.
21. Yell out XIQUAL THALDOMA, NOBO.
22. Say XIQUAL ONGATHAWAS (manifest the vortex), and make a gesture with your left hand which suggests setting a wheel spinning to you. This can range from the twitch of a finger to the sweep of an arm. Use your breath to speed up the initial spin. With each inhalation and exhalation, make the whirl go faster and faster. Keep doing this until it appears 3-dimensional, as if you could thrust your arm into it.
23. Shout out: XIQUAL CHOYOFAQUE! Congratulations, you are now a world famous mnml producer!!!

[Robot Criminal]

all i can say is lol

[mech84]

a similar spell that celebrities us to get famous.

But what i don't understand is point 5. the stylish minimal scarf.
I've noticed this referenced a couple of times but i'm yet to see anyone wearing one. Is this a berlin thing?

[cyborgk]

a similar spell that celebrities us to get famous.

But what i don't understand is point 5. the stylish minimal scarf.
I've noticed this referenced a couple of times but i'm yet to see anyone wearing one. Is this a berlin thing?

I've seen Ben Parris wearing a pretty stylish scarf before (maybe in his promot photo?).

But then again, a couple of ladies I know claim that Ben "looks like a Ralph Lauren model."

[Anonym]

http://www.cadenzarecords.com/content/wear/wear01.htm

You can buy one from Cadenza.......

[Robot Criminal]

Cadenza Records - A Label for Electronic Dance Scarf

[oe]

fhtagn/yum-yum
as they say)

[thom]

LOL

Exquisite WTFness.