Once upon a time there was a young lad named Jim, Jim worked hard and got married, but it was a complete diasaster....so to forget all about it Jim quit his job in a large record shop packed his bags and moved to London. When Jim got to London Jim went on a rather large bender, which began in 1998 and ended in 2002. Whilst on this orgy of drugs and alchohol Jim met a girl who worked for a rather large club, they got on and after a week or so she went away and Jim stayed in London. That night Jim went to said club and got wankered, on leaving the club at 3am Jim rang his friends to see if they were out and was told yes they were at a party, "Oh" said Jim can I come "Sure" they said "Cool where are you" asked Jim "Oh Miami" said his friend. "Cool" said Jim Hailing a cab from leicester sqaure, jumping in the cab Jim said to the driver "Heathrow Please".....
Well Jim arrived in New York the next day very confused, very hung over and with a ticket in his pocket to Miami by train....after a very long journey jim got to Miami met his friend outside the hotel and was informed that the girl he had been seeing was inside at the party "Oh" said Jim "It will be nice to see her" Alas the girl thought Jim had stalked her to Miami and went slightly postal.......
Anyway feeling rather stupid Jim sat in the foyer of the Hotel and was accosted by a small scottish lass who tried to cheer him up" Ai what the fooks up with yoo" Asked the wee scot's lass. Jim told her his tale of woe, of his long journey and of the alleged stalking incident "Arr bollox te them" said the wee scots lass "Ye can come an hang oot with us"
The wee scot's lass was very cool and her friends let Jim stay with them, so on the monday morning Jim and a girl he met called Kelly went for a swim at the Tides hotel pool, about an hour after they got there, a guy came over and asked who they were with, to which they replied "Oh nobody do you want us to leave"... "No" replied the guy "You were here first...here let me give you a stamp"..."Oh" said jim"is there a party on..."Yes" said the man "It's the Playboy pool party"..."Fcuk me" said Jim to kelly after picking himself up from the floor..........
This story has a second part but only if you are all intrigued enough to hear it..........TBC
I don't think you need to get drunk or get whatever to write down the story for us (or for me at least, I wanna know it!! 
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Damn curiosity
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