Whats your favorite joke?

minimal house · Post by **minimal house** » Mon May 19, 2008 11:44 am

whats white and 8 inches long?

not a goddamn thing!

daniel lyons · Post by **daniel lyons** » Mon May 19, 2008 11:26 pm

my fav joke - ever ...

what do you get if you cross an apple with a nun ??
a computer which never goes down on you

danbolton · Post by **danbolton** » Tue May 20, 2008 1:18 am

why did the siamese twins move to england?...

...because the other one wanted to drive

habitueE · Post by **habitueE** » Tue May 20, 2008 1:31 am

why was einstein never able to build a house

because he only had ein stein

oh just thought of something, thats probably not funny at all if you dont speak german/dutch :p

Celltek · Post by **Celltek** » Tue May 20, 2008 9:51 am

Sneaky wrote:
He says your face look Ed Zachary like your ass!!!

I know this one but i just cant understand the joke

Castronova · Post by **Castronova** » Tue May 20, 2008 9:55 am

Celltek wrote:
Sneaky wrote:
He says your face look Ed Zachary like your ass!!!

I know this one but i just cant understand the joke

Chinese people struggle to pronounce Ls and Rs differently, so "Ed Zachary" = "exactly".

At least that's the stereotype. Chinese people actually pronounce Ls and Rs far better than Koreans or Japanese... it's rearry true.

Celltek · Post by **Celltek** » Tue May 20, 2008 11:49 am

Castronova wrote:
Celltek wrote:
Sneaky wrote:
He says your face look Ed Zachary like your ass!!!

I know this one but i just cant understand the joke
Chinese people struggle to pronounce Ls and Rs differently, so "Ed Zachary" = "exactly".

At least that's the stereotype. Chinese people actually pronounce Ls and Rs far better than Koreans or Japanese... it's rearry true.

Ahhh, its a funny one!

pantycontrol · Post by **pantycontrol** » Sat May 31, 2008 2:39 am

how do you fit a 500 lb. woman into a bikini?
i'll give you a hint...you take the "f" out of weigh.