Random quotes

fredrik_h · Post by **fredrik_h** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:09 am

Layborn wrote:I deal with that sort of thing every weekend..

My fave..
It"Do you have techno?"
me" you mean like Darude?"
It " yeah.."
Me" no"
It" can you make it go faster?"
Me "you mean like this? *raises pitch*
It" YEAH!!"
Me" No.." *Lowers pitch*

True story.

Robot Criminal · Post by **Robot Criminal** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 1:00 pm

Layborn wrote:I deal with that sort of thing every weekend..

My fave..
It"Do you have techno?"
me" you mean like Darude?"
It " yeah.."
Me" no"
It" can you make it go faster?"
Me "you mean like this? *raises pitch*
It" YEAH!!"
Me" No.." *Lowers pitch*

True story.

LOL

mayzee · Post by **mayzee** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 1:31 pm

dncn wrote: behold the puzzled expression of 'did he just say what i think he said' on said munted fools.'

oh yes

Shadi Megallaa · Post by **Shadi Megallaa** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:10 pm

I know this thread is old, but I had to contribute:

you won't believe some of the sh!t I hear living in the Middle East:

girl: do you have any techno?
me: no sorry, i'm only playing drum n bass tonight..
(while I was playing techno)

random: do you have any Russian music?

random: can you play something i know?
(how the fck am i supposed to know that?)

but the worst, was:

man: can you play arabic music?
me: no
man: can you play arabic music?
me: no
man: can you play arabic music?
me: no
man: reaches over to grab me..
me: take the needle off the record..complete silence.. if you want arabic music play it yourself.. grab my bag and leave..

I wouldn't have let a knob like that ruin my night, but I was hating the night anyway..

Rich · Post by **Rich** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:04 pm

Ha ha... I´m liking those Shadi. I remember years ago my dad came into my bedroom when I was playing a gabba cd. Don´t remember what it was, probably the Rotterdam Terror Corps or something like that (yeah, I know...) Anyways, my dad was trying to "connect" with me, so he was like "Ah! Is this what they call Dum and Bass then?" I was like "Wha?!" So he said "Well, there´s a drum, and some bass..."

If only it were that simple!

mayzee · Post by **mayzee** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:13 pm

nice... all I got from my dad in my gabba stage was 'turn that bloody noise down'

looking back on it, he was mostly right, mostly

Rich · Post by **Rich** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:23 pm

Yeah, my parents didn´t appreciate my D.O.A - NYC Speedcore Cd. Looking back, they were right. You learn through your mistakes!!

dncn · Post by **dncn** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:25 pm

nice. the completely random comment they cant make out triumphs again..

During live set...

'Do you have any mylo??'

and in reply said VERY fast.. 'yer mum, mate, yer mum'

- 'eh?, i said do you have Mylo?'

- 'shes a slut, me and my mate have had her'

- 'what? - I said...'

- 'No, im playing live'