Whats your favorite joke?

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[K0$+3k]

some makabre one:

Little girl ride on a bike.Suddenly she's fall down.
why she don't cry??



Becouse she has pierced lung

what for woman have legs?

without them,they would leave trace like a slug

Countrywoman with hunch comes for physician and phisician to her:

Don't fucking creep!!!

Where are you from? Your jokes are ridiculously bad mate, for some reason when i read these in my head they are in the voice of Borat. No offence.

Hi NE England.I'm from Kazahstan of coz.You can't understand em without social context.And maybe problem is on my language barieer.
It unis obliged to project it .Read first post again!

Damn mc'donalds generation

[Rich]

A bartender walks into a horse, and the horse says, "wwwhhhyyy!?"

Quality

[Castronova]

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "boy, it sure is getting hot in here." The other muffin says, "Holy sh!t! A talking muffin!"

[Celltek]

Two balloons are floating around in the desert. The one says to the other hey dude, watch out a cactusssssssss

Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"

A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What's you fucking problem?"

[motf_118]

Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading.

Man says: 'This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache.'

Wife replies: 'I think you'll find that is a sheep.'

Man replies: 'I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep'

[s.k.]

A bartender walks into a horse, and the horse says, "wwwhhhyyy!?"

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says: why are all the vocals pitched down so low?

[PETER PANN]