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mlexicon · Post by **mlexicon** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 10:52 pm

_________

words

"u got any hip hop?"

"you have anything we can dance to?"

"something with a beat?"

__________

matchbooks and napkins

"can you play ________ Oakenfold mix?"

"hip hop?"

"915-876-4521"

"derst amm ha ha umm a drink?"

"you have any dance music?"

dncn · Post by **dncn** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 10:52 pm

hahaha we were discussing this the other day i believe.

best ive had is a guy who climbed on stage every 5 minutes asking for vocals on the tracks even though i told him there was none in my set.

the final time i told him to fck off (i was trying to concentrate FFS) and mind out for my lead.

he trod on it on purpose plummeting the club into silence.

I floored the cnt. first time ive hit anyone since primary school.

turned back to my loops expecting to get sideswiped, looked over and saw two guys draggin him out and giving me the thumbs up.

justice!!!

(and fucking funny to boot)

rock n roll yeah!!!!

thomasjaldemark · Post by **thomasjaldemark** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:25 pm

dncn wrote:hahaha we were discussing this the other day i believe.

best ive had is a guy who climbed on stage every 5 minutes asking for vocals on the tracks even though i told him there was none in my set.

the final time i told him to fck off (i was trying to concentrate FFS) and mind out for my lead.

he trod on it on purpose plummeting the club into silence.

I floored the cnt. first time ive hit anyone since primary school.

turned back to my loops expecting to get sideswiped, looked over and saw two guys draggin him out and giving me the thumbs up.

justice!!!

(and fucking funny to boot)

rock n roll yeah!!!!

hahaha . YEAH!! the DJ is in control!

kexie · Post by **kexie** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:16 am

mlexicon wrote:_________

"915-876-4521"

this is such a funny topic!
those are mine :

-i want to hear some reggae (those are obviously everywhere)

-do you have some folk stuff?

-i really have a nice car

- you are great with those nails - doesn't that bother you?

cant remember other right now. but i never played somewhere with no technical difficulties - never. it's a spell

dncn · Post by **dncn** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:01 am

its no fun if theres no technical difficulties. i remember doing one gig where they set up all my sh!t perfectly.

i went right under.

000000 · Post by **000000** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:46 am

don't have many...

one time this guy kept coming up to look at the label sticker on the record to see what record it was, and for some reason didn't seem to want to ask me what the record was....he did this about 5-6 times in less than an hour. each time, after he was finished watching the record label spin around and around for a few minutes, he'd walk back to the dancefloor with a look on his face as if he had figured it out. and each time i laughed harder and harder to myself.
the 6th time he came up i had to tell him it was a final scratch record, but somehow managed to avoid explaining how it worked...

dncn · Post by **dncn** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:49 am

hahaha class!

Jesse Somfay · Post by **Jesse Somfay** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:09 am

000000 wrote:don't have many...

one time this guy kept coming up to look at the label sticker on the record to see what record it was, and for some reason didn't seem to want to ask me what the record was....he did this about 5-6 times in less than an hour. each time, after he was finished watching the record label spin around and around for a few minutes, he'd walk back to the dancefloor with a look on his face as if he had figured it out. and each time i laughed harder and harder to myself.
the 6th time he came up i had to tell him it was a final scratch record, but somehow managed to avoid explaining how it worked...

Awesome!