true @ Sangria in Royal Oak, MI
playing a down tempo dubby deep house set above a Spanish restaurant.
guy: hey man, do you have any black sabbath ?
me: no many sorry, I must have left that at home tonight.
guy: well... how about some ozzy osbourne
me: no... but I'll try to bring that next week tho...
guy: ohh ok cool.. hey man you wanna drink..?
me: sure man...
* note to self try the following below.
Priceless
dncn wrote:class.^^^^
a good technique can be to take advantage of the noise levels to pretend you didnt hear what they said and give confusing random answers...
eg...
Punter - 'can you play faithless for me?'
me - 'youre a faceless moron? what?
Punter - 'can you play something with lyrics?'
me - 'can you pay someone to lick sick? what the f*ck man?'
works every time.
behold the puzzled expression of 'did he just say what i think he said' on said munted fools.'