Man sues ex girlfriend for gluing genitals to abdomen

minimal house · Post by **minimal house** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:14 am

Took this off another board...found it pretty damn funny.

Man Sues Ex-Girlfriend Over Glue Attack

Pa. Man Sues Ex-Girlfriend for Gluing Genitals to His Abdomen More Than Five Years Ago

The Associated PressThe Associated Press

GREENSBURG, Pa. Nov 3, 2005 — A man claims his ex-girlfriend owes him more than $30,000 for gluing his genitals to his abdomen five years ago. "This was not just some petty domestic squabble," attorney Grey Pratt told a Westmoreland County jury Wednesday.

His client, Kenneth Slaby of Pittsburgh, is suing Gail O'Toole of Murrysville. His lawsuit claims the two broke up in 1999 after dating for 10 months and Slaby began dating someone else.

Slaby contends that O'Toole invited him over to her home on May 7, 2000, where he fell asleep. He woke up to find that O'Toole had used Super Glue to stick his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish.

Slaby said O'Toole told him it was payback for their breakup, and he had to walk a mile to a gas station to call for help. He pressed charges and O'Toole pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault and served six months' probation.

O'Toole's attorney, Chuck Evans, said it was a consensual act and Slaby wasn't permanently damaged.

"This is a case that should have been left in the bedroom," he said.

dncn · Post by **dncn** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 6:48 am

sticky situation....

mayzee · Post by **mayzee** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:48 am

yikes...

superglue and skin is a bad combination... it was originally invented as a kind of field dressing to seal up wounds (because it uses small amounts of water to help it bond)

If you do ever get stuck with superglue by some mentalist then find some nail varnish remover (acetone) as it unsticks it

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RussC · Post by **RussC** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:30 pm

just wondering what it would look like if that guy had to poop? would he explode,,, lol would he crack a few holes in the super glue armor? eeeeeeeeeeeee

Robot Criminal · Post by **Robot Criminal** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:33 am

Women.

You can't live with them...

...

minimal house · Post by **minimal house** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:48 am

lol....

I would have loved to have been driving by seeing this guy walking down the road with his ass cheeks glued together.

dncn · Post by **dncn** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:43 am

RussC wrote:just wondering what it would look like if that guy had to poop? would he explode,,, lol would he crack a few holes in the super glue armor? eeeeeeeeeeeee

im thinking it would be on a garden sprinkler tip with all that pressure built up....

ok im gonna go ive disgusted myself...

mayzee · Post by **mayzee** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 2:20 pm

dncn wrote:
im thinking it would be on a garden sprinkler tip with all that pressure built up....

ok im gonna go ive disgusted myself...

depends if he's been eating a lot of curry or if he'd been on a high fibre diet...

curry would def result in faecal fountains...

if it was a high fibre diet it mght get compacted enough you could use them for housebricks...