Whats your favorite joke?

pantycontrol · Post by **pantycontrol** » Sat May 31, 2008 2:43 am

motf_118 wrote:Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading.

Man says: 'This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache.'

Wife replies: 'I think you'll find that is a sheep.'

Man replies: 'I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep'

thank you.

BeatBoxBaby · Post by **BeatBoxBaby** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:15 pm

After all the cool remixes, here's a little "Walks into the" mashup... (please forgive my fatigued thinking, after all its Friday):

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey horse, watch out for the snail!"

The horse goes, "oh, the policy about having snails in the bar" and so kicks the snail out with a long swing of his back leg.

The bartender starts yelling, "What's your fucking problem horse???? Don't you know that's the sheep I have sex with when my lady has a headache????"

The horse replies, "I think you'll have to find that was a snail!"

Bartender in fury, "Oh, no you stupid horse, it's not about the damn snail... but my little sheep across the street who you smashed in the face with it!!!"

BeatBoxBaby · Post by **BeatBoxBaby** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 3:24 pm

Robot Criminal · Post by **Robot Criminal** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 4:12 pm

a walk bars into a horse and the tender face says, "hey walk, why the long bar?"

kristofason · Post by **kristofason** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 2:46 pm

elton john walks into a tatooist and asks if he can have a picture of a rolls royce on his cock

tatooist says to him u better make it a land rover with all the sh!t your going through

kristofason · Post by **kristofason** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 2:51 pm

why did the bakers hands stink?
coz he kneaded a sh!t..

did u hear about the thalidamide porn star?
he had an arm like a babies cock

whats E.T short for?
coz he's got small legs

pantycontrol · Post by **pantycontrol** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:03 am

a piece of string walks into a bar.
the bartender says, "no stings allowed" and
throws the string out causing the string to
become frazzled.
the string walks back into the bar
and the bartender says, "aren't you that same
string i just threw out?"
the string says, "i'm a frayed knot."

thom · Post by **thom** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:34 am

pre-amp tango wrote: Rather annoyed now, the penguin went back to the mechanic to see what was wrong. The mechanic looked at the penguin for a moment, and shook his head.

“Mate, I’m sorry, but it looks like you’ve blown a seal.”

“No, no!”, replied the penguin. “It’s only ice-cream!”

Holy sh!t