Whats your favorite joke?

[K0$+3k]

whats the difference between a ferrari and a bag of dead babies...?


I haven't got a ferrari in my garage....

not again.....

[JBounce]

- I can speak all languages in the world but Greek.
- That's good. Say something in chinese.
- Sorry, that's Greek to me.

[Yoshindo-San]

Austrian's gouvernment just has adopted a new traffic sign.

"Which one" you ask...?

"End of roundabout"

*g*

[stevësto]

a man hears a knock at the door and sees a snail at his doorstep

"please sir, i am on a journey and am very thirsty, could you be so kind and give me some water?"

the man punts the snail like a football and slams the door.

a year later, he hears a knock on his door, at his doorstep is the very same snail

the snail looks at him and says "what the fck did you do that for?"

[pre-amp tango]

there's two greek gays in the bathtub.
one says in a homesick mood: "ah, let's go back to greece"
the other replies: "oh no, let's stick with vaseline"

[K0$+3k]

Countrywoman with hunch comes for physician and phisician to her:

Don't fucking creep!!!

[Rosscoah]

some makabre one:

Little girl ride on a bike.Suddenly she's fall down.
why she don't cry??



Becouse she has pierced lung

what for woman have legs?

without them,they would leave trace like a slug

Countrywoman with hunch comes for physician and phisician to her:

Don't fucking creep!!!

Where are you from? Your jokes are ridiculously bad mate, for some reason when i read these in my head they are in the voice of Borat. No offence.

[Castronova]

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey horse, why the long face?"

REEEMIXX!

A bar walks into a horse, and the bartender says, "hey long face, why the horse?"

A bartender walks into a horse, and the horse says, "wwwhhhyyy!?"