Reminds me of this joke:victorgonzales wrote:ActuallyYatmandu wrote:^^ very trueTorque wrote:I think allot of people get Libertarian confused with Liberal.
Most people that are called Liberals are not Liberal, they're Socialist.
Libertarianism is the exact opposite of Socialism.
Socialist = hi, sure you can stay on our land and eat our food
Libertarian = get off my land or I'll blow your brains out
(forgot the - don't take me too seriously folks, I'm as mod as they get, meaning I definitely get weary around extremists of any kind...In fact I'm an extreme MOD! )
Socialist = that guy doesnt have food even though he knows where the seeds are and how to grow it. He also has a fishing pole and a rifle. Just never cared enough to try and hunt fish or farm.
So we are going to take the food of those that tried and feed him
Libertarian and TRUE Republican = That guy doesnt have any food. tell him to take his fishing pole to the lake and catch a fcking fish already just like all of us do.
The guy who refuses to get his own food and The guy that works hard to make sure he has his food are both equaly able to produce minimal techno though.
This really successful grocery store tycoon goes on vacation to the islands, where he sees a small boy fishing at the end of a dock. He sits next to the boy to do some fishing himself and notices the boy is using a simple line and sinker.
He tells him: "you know, if you get yourself a proper fishing pole like me you can catch more fish!".
"Why?" says the boy.
"Well, with more fish you can feed your family and have some left-over to sell to your neighbours!".
"Why would I want to do that?" says the boy. "Because then you can pay some of your friends to come and fish with you!". At this point the boy is puzzled: "why?"
The tycoon rolls his eyes and says: "well, because then you can catch more fish and sell it in the market! With the profits you can buy a row-boat and row out to where the bigger fish are, and catch those!".
"Why would I want to do that?" asks the boy. The tycoon clears his throat and gets down to business: "Because you can sell the bigger fish in the big market on the island and after a few years you'll be able to buy a proper deep-sea fishing boat! Then you can hire people to go out for you and catch the really big fish!! A few more years after that you'll be able to get a fleet of deep sea fishing boats, and catch all the big fish around the islands. Soon you'll be a big tycoon!!!"
"Why would I want to do all that?" asks the boy.
"Because then you could retire and go fishing on a small island like me!!"