Whats your favorite joke?

Atheory · Post by **Atheory** » Mon May 12, 2008 8:01 pm

the weather is good, i'm in a good mood, etc.
what is your favorite joke?

it would be really good if people of different nationalites included also jokes that are typical in their country/culture even if they dont translate that well, and if possible can explain the back stories behind those or why they are funny. then, we would all feel closer or something.

Atheory · Post by **Atheory** » Mon May 12, 2008 8:03 pm

oh and before someone else chips in with something similar, my favorite joke is bpitch controls output after their first 30 excellent releases. or biggest joke.
that doesnt really work actually.

s.k. · Post by **s.k.** » Tue May 13, 2008 12:13 am

teddybear and the pig were sitting on a log in the woods. teddybear spins around slowly and bangs a hell of a slap in the pig's face. bagn!

the pig (crying): yo teddybear you're such an asshole, why would you do such mean stuff to me... i was just thinking how it was so cool me&you being friends chillin' together in the woods, and you...

teddybear: : how the fck am i supposed to know what your thinking you swine.

JNX · Post by **JNX** » Tue May 13, 2008 3:14 am

Doctor calls his patient and says, "I'm afraid i've got some bad news, and some REALLY bad news..."

Guy says, "Oh NO doc, what's the bad news!!!??!!"

Doc says, "The bad news is, you have 24 hours to live..."

Guy - "JESUS!!!...what's the REALLY bad news???"

doc - "I couldn't reach you yesterday."

stevësto · Post by **stevësto** » Tue May 13, 2008 5:11 am

hmm. what are 2 things in the air that can get a girl pregnant?

her legs.

Castronova · Post by **Castronova** » Tue May 13, 2008 5:27 am

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey horse, why the long face?"

tone-def · Post by **tone-def** » Tue May 13, 2008 9:19 am

http://www.contakt-events.com/

bshosa · Post by **bshosa** » Tue May 13, 2008 10:26 am

tone-def wrote:http://www.contakt-events.com/

+1 definitely !