motf_118 wrote:Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading.

Man says: 'This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache.'

Wife replies: 'I think you'll find that is a sheep.'

Man replies: 'I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep'

thank you.

how do you fit a 500 lb. woman into a bikini?
i'll give you a hint...you take the "f" out of weigh.

a friend of mine use serato/beatport and is a phenomenal DJ. always plays new tracks, great flow, solid mixing but never really knows any of his music all that much. i on the other hand use vinyl exclusively and have a really intimate knowledge of my collection. who is to say what's better?

used to work in this massive fabric warehouse/shop and it would always get really slow around dinner time. up to 2 and 1/2 hour naps in the yarn bin. i miss that gig.

setting in a bar with a friend having a drink and a conversation when a drunk man suddenly says, "you never forget your snakes". wtf?

JBounce wrote:

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that's soooo jersey.

that seems like allot of hassle just to wear sneakers in a club. I also cant figure out if you guys are being sarcastic and taking the piss out of pantycontrol or not. Does one need to be sporting a potato sack and unwashed hair to not be 'dressed up' or something? honestly i don't know either but ...

But you are dressed up..... exactly, that cheecky tee, that hat, the tattoos, the oh so obvious cadenza and minus record sleeves on the background. You hipster. That is exactly what I mean, so wrong to say that is not dressed up. Not that I care, I think it follows hand in hand more or less. i love...