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David Guetta, forced to flee the stage in embarrassment

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David Guetta, forced to flee the stage in embarrassment

At a recent show in Paris the pop star, David Guetta, was forced to flee the stage in embarrassment when at the start of his show he hit the play button on the wrong track.

Instead of hearing Guetta’s usual pop-house hits, fans were inadvertently treated to a personal self help CD that had been prescribed to Guetta for treatment of crippling chorophobia – the irrational fear of dancing.

Guetta took to Twitter to release the following statement: “To all my fans, I’m sorry that you had to find out that I have been pre-recording sets and not playing live.”

“Please understand that this is not due to lack of talent or laziness but because of this crippling phobia, for which I am seeking professional help, as was heard when I accidentally hit play on my coping CD.”

The EDM star claimed that the condition developed in childhood following a dancing accident at a school talent show which left the performer “acutely embarrassed” and a “confirmed bed wetter.”

The pop star went on to further say that ordinarily he doesn’t “even look at the crowd. I’ll just twiddle some knobs on the mixing desk thingy. When I do have to look up to the crowd I’ll close my eyes as if enjoying myself, or I’ll let my golden locks dangle in front of my eyes so I don’t see people dancing.”

“Ironically with no-one dancing it probably would have been one of my shows that I would have actually enjoyed.”

SOURCE: http://www.wunderground.ie/david-guetta ... set-gaffe/


some other fail footage that hasn't been taken down yet..

http://youtu.be/4zx0YYRb5VI

David Guetta shows that its better to fail in a live set then be a Pre-Recorded as Steve Angello.
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Please tell me this is just a joke. Kinda sounds like one of those fake stories that The Onion publishes.
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comeon this is fake :)
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Themis wrote:comeon this is fake :)
Would be hilarious if it were true though. Chorophobia, haha :lol:
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John Clees wrote: some other fail footage that hasn't been taken down yet..

http://youtu.be/4zx0YYRb5VI
that's pretty funny tho..
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